loyalless: (i wish that i was made of stone) (there'll be no monuments for me)
lord treavor pendleton ([personal profile] loyalless) wrote2029-11-28 11:21 pm

thread tracking: classic shitship psl


(storytelling. katrina and daud; katrina van tassel meets a mysterious stranger.)

(snowman speech; katrina and daud; drinking brom's brew was a mistake.)

(up a tree. katrina and daud; don't anger the raccoons.)

(safe in fog. katrina and daud; regrets and texting faces.)

(an uncertain adventure. katrina and daud; where is the grave?)

(he has a nice beard. katrina and daud; discussing ludolf van houten.)

(d & l. katrina and daud; sometimes initials and hearts are carved into trees.)


1) unenviable positions. you want me to marry a farm girl? (log)

(congratulate me heer dud. katrina and daud; daud hears about the marriage.)

2) a very good plan. just a little WALLACE. just a little alcohol poisoning. just a little guilt. just a little sharing a bed. (tfln/log)

3) banter-ish. do you know better than to hope, katrina? and are you... flirting?? what a weird girl. (tfln)

(tactical error. katrina and daud; taking a walk.)

4) a dire mis-texting. treavor finds out about the almost-attempt at poisoning. cue a month of avoidance. (tfln/log)

5) the takeover. katrina what are you doing in my room this is mine! featuring katrina's cold-calm ultimatums and a poke make that two pokes in the chest to a cornered coward. (log)

6) an unwanted summons. treavor anticipates a shitty family meeting. katrina ventures into the study with a gift of shitty wine. wallace was wrong about semi-sober treavor, who is shitty in a different way. (log)

(please be careful. katrina and daud; discussing treavor and sleepy hollow.)

7) lonely girl. is this scheming? also, treavor is difficult. (tfln)

8) a childhood history. the twins regale katrina with brotherly tales at the christmas ball. treavor is secretly katrina's now no one messes with her treavor. also, there is mistletoe. (log)

9) missing you maybe. katrina's back in sleepy hollow, and midnight messages are a go. brom broke a door, katrina's a wicked girl, and the deforest/holmwood situation is explained. (tfln)

(a difficult unveiling. katrina and daud; what's past and not-so-distant.)

10) a figure of speech. more messages from sleepy hollow. watch out for your assumptions, katrina. (tfln)

11) renegotiating. the minxy ball of sunshine returns to manhattan with an unplanned kiss. treavor is pissy but maybe not opposed to her presence? (log)

12) the attack. melville and the twins come after katrina. treavor returns home for her. for once, katrina doesn't have to do the heavy lifting. (log; cw for implied forced medical examination)

13) sick burns with deforest. fuck those guys. (tfln)

(fuck u melville. katrina and daud; intimidation tactics.)

(not enough air. katrina and daud; maybe don't mention meneer him.)


14) life of the party. together, treavor and katrina bring a little chaos to an otherwise boring very awful party. sheldon is sad. venetia throws a glass at madeleine and in doing so earns points. (tfln/log)

15) she attacked my face. seeking advice from wallace, treavor makes a fatal error. apparently, katrina isn't flattered to hear that her exuberance caused a scare. treavor conveniently forgets things, then drunkenly decides he wants to make amends. treavor makes it to the bedroom alone! he does not achieve coherence. sorry, katrina. (tfln/log)

16) talking like adults. the next day, treavor and katrina discuss their little mix-up. (log)

(an unfixable fix. katrina and daud; someone's got feelings for a coward.)

17) unforesting. katrina almost makes treavor spit his drink oops. also katrina has charms. (tfln)

18) strange or/and a stranger. minor pissiness turns to devastation when katrina reveals her own wounded past, only to receive the butt-end of treavor's derisive doubt. it's just. it's just not good. not good at all. treavor, that was a major fuckup. (tfln)

19) i wasn't fair. katrina never came to bed, and unease is in the air. treavor nearly passes out, but manages to apologize. (log)

20) the girl and her tart. at the weekly dinner from hell, katrina - the truest knight - serves a poisoned tart to melville and the twins, sealing their deaths. afterward, she offers an out to treavor and puts the future in his hands. he chooses to let them perish. he chooses the wife he has. katrina and treavor have a very nice night. (log)

21) the flask and the farm. for alibi purposes, katrina, treavor, and wallace travel to sleepy hollow. treavor finds himself obliged to walk a whole mile! there is an awful lot of flirting and maybe some cows blush. treavor finds out that the van tassel farm is more than a couple of pigs in a shed. katrina has worries, treavor has no interest in running the farm, and maybe, just maybe it'll be okay. (log)

22) all those boys. baltus doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. no one wanted this party anyway. annaliese shares her liquor, treavor asks very politely to be admitted to his wife's room. katrina and treavor have another nice night. (log)

(communications. various npcs; regarding the deaths of assholes.)

(early morning. katrina and daud; catching up.)


23) news travels. treavor's family has been found dead, leaving katrina and treavor with a handful of bothersome messages and a day to themselves before returning to manhattan. treavor feels a little more like a person. katrina enjoys casual time. everything is pleasant and positive until tricia happens. (log)

(what did you do. katrina and annaliese; she sees you, kiddo.)

(leafs all over. katrina, thomas, and anatole; shoos are dangerous and maple leaves aren't food.)

24) did you check the coffins. that's too many samplers, so maybe katrina can start borrowing books. and hanging out in treavor's study maybe. also p.s. hey katrina you're going out, please take wallace, it's dangerous out there because maybe treavor's family is still alive? he's pretty sure that's true, anyway. pretty sure they're alive and waiting to take revenge. (tfln)

25) this is where i die. after a week of one very terrified treavor and approximately no sleep, katrina drags treavor to the cemetery, hoping to cure him of the belief that his family survived. she did not bring glasses, but does convince treavor to sit on the ground. atop of his father's grave. oh, p.s.? treavor finds his darling quite suitable. (log)

26) enter banana man. katrina finds herself caught in a potassium-fueled conversation. after musings on johanna banana, treavor helps his wife maneuver away from an eternity of banana. nothing is katrina's fault. ever. treavor takes it upon himself to be a dreadful flirt in dutch and english both. (log)

27) the midday hour. hoping to gather secrets, katrina finds herself caught at a painfully dull gathering. treavor dislikes fireflies; katrina intends to change his views by making nice memories. also, what would you call it aside from 'fucking'? (tfln)

28) sweaty bread. should we convince madeleine and deforest that bread baths are the upcoming trend, y/n? meanwhile please, yes, let's discuss 'the point of' titles. treavor wants to know where katrina is, and johanna is sent home. (tfln)

29) funereal. wife why won't you cry at my funeral? treavor's being morbid. katrina doesn't like it. treavor... apologizes for something?? without prompting? treavor you can't die and leave katrina to be married off again. (tfln)

30) conclusions, mistaken and otherwise. the banana man's after something. the twins wanted to be buried together and now katrina knows why. no one needs too much enthusiasm. also maybe don't call it fucking. also, maybe it's something more than that. katrina's been keeping a list, you know. conclusions are jumped to re: friendly assassins and death. and no, that isn't what treavor meant by 'miserable.' treavor goes quiet, but later that night, they find a quiet and forgiving peace. (tfln/log)

31) maybe i'll trip and fall. treavor wants wine, katrina would like mollification first pls. treavor is frail, katrina is a houseplant. katrina has nice ankles, treavor really doesn't care. also, notes on habitual moistness. (letters. ish.)

32) soft intent and graceful gestures. katrina's been drinking with elvira; treavor would like her to please come home not that he misses her ha ha of course not. katrina, who won't mock treavor, who sees treavor clearly, points out that treavor's been fighting a war of his own. rumors believed and disbelieved are discussed. katrina pays attention and so does treavor but, oops, we can't ALL be like katrina and avoid drowning everything now can we? minor catastrophe is averted, katrina brings up the possibility of ghost twins?!?!?, and minor catastrophe is averted once more... for now, at least. at long last, katrina makes it home, deposits herself in treavor's lap. the wretched brute offers a host of graceful gestures, and the tender little fool does not regret this. (tfln/log; turns slightly nsfw.)

33) the l-word. katrina has a fond confession for treavor. treavor has trouble finding words. things come close to breaking, and treavor finds in dutch the words he can't achieve in english. (log)

34) better than wine. treavor mis-fired another text, leaving katrina quite pleased. treavor does his damnedest to fluster katrina in public. treavor succeeds at flustering katrina in public. the mystery of the banana man is solved. there may or may not be a plan to sneak off together during the next party to get up to no good in waverly's bed. katrina briefly loses her words. treavor is pleased with himself, and promises to ease his honest minx's pain. (tfln)

35) THERE'S A COW IN IT. treavor - a man of many sorrows - is very drunk and also afraid of cows. katrina, o best o ostinant wife, please help him. annaliese is discussed and - god help us all and bid your wallace points goodbye - katrina teaches treavor the art of text faces. (tfln)

36) no stockings at all. the bravest wife sits in a state of semi-undress and texts her husband, who is more than happy to be distracted from a trio of irksome lawyers. things go well until treavor makes an ill-advised suggestion and has immediate regrets. wounds happen, apologies happen, and treavor ends the meeting in order to return home. turns out katrina is waiting right where she promised, and is real, real good at face-to-face seduction. (tfln/log)

37) nostalgia. talk of past suitors and an ill-chosen gift leads katrina and treavor down an avenue of fond remembrance. for katrina, there may or may not be unspoken moments of recognizing that treavor and a certain opportunistic schoolmaster bear traits in common. p.s. katrina treavor likes you better in pink than blue go rock that pink. also featuring treacherous comments and thoughts on happiness. (tfln)

38) you've forgotten something. it's the end of the day, and katrina still hasn't said those words. treavor works up the nerves to approach her and - in garbled treavor fashion - communicate his needs. (log)

39) purple bananas. huh. turns out those weren't bananas, after all. katrina enjoys the happy responsibility of explaining euphemistic emojis. treavor's maybe a little concerned for johanna, and hennessy has some explaining to do. (tfln)

(any chance of relocation. katrina and daud; the dangers of manhattan and the meaning of 'postulate.')

40) like madness taken form. a rather wretched portrait featuring a so-called 'postulate child' arrives. katrina's going to burn the damned thing; treavor approves. katrina suggests a new portrait; treavor isn't... totally opposed. titles are discussed. (tfln)


apocrypha
him without her.

her without him.

cast and npc list. (created by [personal profile] lostyourheart.)

thread tracking. (by [personal profile] lostyourheart who started this and is much much better at actually keeping track of things heyyy. also i sure did steal the links and the apocrypha section from her.)


a modern iteration
for a modern-day version of this shitship, check out treavor's tracking here or katrina's tracking here.

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